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New pilot for the channel to expand our international audience!
Here glaring cold in the crystalline geometry of night,
Obscuring form and tracing faceless fears of Suprahuman immensity,
In a patch of sand or a raptor’s guileless shivering intensity,
I’m only a visitor,
An atom of atoms on a jutting red spattered synagogue of granite,
As it crouches literally in space,
A frozen amoral giant, gazing heavenward forever.

Hi there everyone.
Here’ the highlight reel I was talking about yesterday. If those of you with youtube accounts would be good enought to rate it 5 stars, leave a nice comment, and favourite it, that’d be awesome. Spread the word of the channel through viral clips. Content only available here at the channel though. Not at youtube. We like to keep our stuff high quality and under our control. Youtube quality sucks. Try Revver. Get better high speed.
Some thoughts for new contentas been flying around today. Among the names mentioned are “Trip Wire”. Don’t want to say too much about that just yet.
We also want to go to leeds to shoot our morning show. A magazine style talk show like Richard and Judy except less infuriatingly bad. Richard gets on everybody’s tit ends. He can get fucked. I hope he dies a slow and lingering death… in the tower of london…. on a fuck swing.
Anyway. Be nice to our youtube reel. Catch you tomorrow. That new Digg link should be working by the end of the day. Subscribe to our RSS feeds via Itunes!
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I am terrified that we look to cute, fuzzy and well meaning on this video. Our angry, bitter, sarcastic image is gradually eroding :/
This site is changing for the better soon! How exciting!
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This is actually pretty cool. One of the best things we’ve made I think.
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A trailer made back in 2004, for an intended movie in 2005 which never quite got made.
Coming 2007!
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Hello everyone. It is an exciting day for web-o-vision. Its very (very) early on Tuesday and we have some great news. Today we welcome film maker Jonathan Honnor to the Channel. Boundaries are broken in this feature-length epic portrayal of love, lust, revenge and death.
Yes, Jonny has been described as:
“A new-age poet, walking in a field of sewage and still making films which change lives”… by his mate Lee.
Its a classic “maverick cop who takes the law into his own hands finally gets his comeuppance” story, and we’re very proud to present its world premier! Enjoy “The Last Case”.
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Here it is! I cant believe it! Its finally had its official release after 3 or 4 years of completion. Pretty cool. This is actually a different cut to the original. The reason? I couldn’t get the entire version off the disk, so had to edit together 2 versions. One was the version which appeared on DVD, the other was the first cut, re-edited and squashed together. So a slightly different feel to the ending… but I think you get the jist. I think the ending is a lot more reflective of the mood of the movie now.
Back in the old days when there was no youtube or google video (or our personal hosts blip.tv) it was really difficult to get video out there. Everyone was still on Dial-up and it was hard for us to send DVD’s out… boy have things changed!
You know when you realize you don’t suit dark hair? I’m glad that day came early.
Potentially another feature length coming soon, as well as a cartoon. Check back for more daily here at Early Thrasher: The Channel. 30 minutes of sheer sub-standard film making should keep you entertained for now though right? Cool. I really really need to sleep.