Here’s a video of one of my favourite comedians. Greg Turkington (who is usually seen as Neil Hamburger) in his band Zip Code Rapists. They are a musical duo, and I consider them… the inspiration for Tenacious D. In the video above they play a black flag song. All those who doubted my love for Neil Hamburger… well… I hate to be an I told you so. But I fucking told you so.
Digging the Shook Ones to the max today. Considering buying a T-shirt so I can look cool with the movers and shakers. How much money is in my paypal account, that is the question. Orson Fucking Wells.
Jeremy Klein’s Amazing Craic
An 18 year old Klein back in 1989
Admirable.
Filed under: Comedy
Tomorrow a real post. But I love this. LOADS!
ricka ticka tick tock! ringa dinga ding ding dong!
I love that fucking song.
How is everybody today? Nice to hear. I’m fine thank you for asking. Just been toiling away writing a song. Its okay so far. Just cant be arsed with the whole activity. I need to finish the packaging for the Uni Wrong CD and get it to the printing press (aka Northumbria University Library). Just the back layout left to do. Shouldn’t be too taxing if I set my mind to it. I think I’ll do that tomorrow. Can’t be arsed today. Can’t be arsed with anything it would seem.
I have to record a podcast today. Got some cool stuff to talk about. Just need to harass Jord into coming over and doing it with me. Hopefully he will. I’ve also got to go to band practice with Uni Wrong today. We haven’t played together for 2 months so it should be eventful to say the least. Dont know whats happening with the gig on Thursday. Hopefully it’ll all go to plan.
Tell you what isn’t really a mystery. What an unbelievable stupid cunt this guys is:
Look at his annoying face. He should have killed himself long ago. He would not be missed on this planet. Sigh. Well we live in hope.
Maybe I’ll do that artwork today. Its either artwork or University Seminar preparation. I’m actually leaning towards the seminar preparation right now. Strange. What do I have to prepare for? Ahh yes, employment law. That’ll be a biggy. The fucking lecturer was off so we haven’t covered half of the shit we need to know for the seminar. Should really get a start on that. I think I’m going to.
Need to go for a run today too. Record of choice? Back to Convenience by Rentokill. What a record. I enjoy it immensely. I just hope certain annoying people don’t latch onto them and make them unlistenable. That would be a tragedy.
Right. Off to kill mysel….. I mean… go for a run. Late.
This is the last time I’m posting about my dreams. So today’s dream all started back at my old house. I was walking up my old street, in some pajamas and a dressing gown, trying not to look weird. It was dark… early in the morning I’d guess. Lots of people were about in the street, going about their lives. I did my best not to look weird.
I reach the top of the street and see Jonny standing there. I ask him if he’s getting a lift off someone to go to uni. Turns out he is. A car pulls up and he gets in.
So then I’m in an episode of House. It turns out, for House to think straight and solve all of the bliss medical mysteries, he has to have a sort of woodern frame placed around him. It’s magnetic and looks like a piece of antique furniture. So we put it up and it fits around the 2 couches we’re all sitting at.
Then I was at a movie premier and Jennifer Saunders is there. Luckily she knows Hugh Laurie so it doesn’t matter that we’re early and don’t have tickets.
Then my head is hit off a tree, and Dr Wilson says I’ve got internal bleeding in my head. I can kind of feel the pressure building up, and they have to cut through a massive tree with a drill for some reason. Then they’ll be able to cut open my skull and relieve the pressure.
Self Clownage For Assholes:
Ever felt like you’re not coming across as a fucking idiot? Why not write something like the following. That should solve the problem:
“My plans at the moment are to have an amazing time at uni with my new friends I’ve made there (and also the people I’ve known a lot longer of course), then when I’m finished I plan to go around the US and Canada with Lindsay for a year doing freelance photography, after that I’ll take life as it comes and hopefully have an amazing time along the way.
I’m not so fucking retarded that I have to resort to drugs to have a good time.
I’d much rather spend all of my money and be in shit loads of debt and be happy, than go to work and earn money, but not be able to spend it because I’m stuck in work.
I’m the type of person that enjoys life a lot, even when things are going horribly wrong.
So fuck if life shits on you, make life your own and find a way to make it the best you possibly can.
The way I see things, I’m young and still have a long time left before I have to worry about debts and bills, I do have them now, and although I used to worry, now I don’t.
I don’t plan to worry about them till I’m in my very late 30’s either.”
… A WILHELM SCREAM ARE FUCKING SHITTTTTTE! Here’s the video for their terrible new song:
